a bunch of movies!!

Jun. 9th, 2026 08:43 pm
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Gonna just catch up all in one post.

I Love Boosters (2026). Three professional shoplifters develop a grand plan to take down fashion maven and general asshole Christie Smith (Demi Moore).

This is Boots Riley’s sophomore outing. If you’ve seen his first film Sorry to Bother You, you know that you’re in for a colorful, satirical, absolutely bonkers time. If you haven’t, the closest other analogue I can think of is Everything Everywhere All At Once, except this is less about interpersonal relationships and more about the power of collective organizing.

It’s hard for me to talk about this film beyond the sum of its parts, so let’s talk about its parts. Riley LOVES color. There’s so much color. For a while Corvette (Kiki Palmer) and co are working in one of Smith’s own upscale fashion stores, which sell exactly one color at a time. The lighting is very colorful. The costuming is amazing and also colorful.

The score is incredible and may be my favorite part. You NEED to listen to the opening credits; it tells you basically everything you need to know about this movie.

The movie has a bit of a slow start, but it really kicks into gear when a brand new plot element arrives at about the halfway point, and by the end I honestly felt a little weepy, because how many movies are there about collective action???? Much less ones that are bonkers and fun and amazing?

Also Lakeith Stanfield is there. He's a [spoiler]. So you have that to look forward to. :')

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Is God Is (2026). Twin sisters go on a mission to murder their father, who set their mother on fire and left the sisters with burn scars.

First-time film director Aleshea Harris adapted her own play in this movie, and I will definitely be watching out for what she does next, because this is stylish and full of flair and ambition. The whole film has a sort of mythic feeling about it that reminds me a bit of O Brother Where Art Thou. The people we meet along along the way are each a necessary component of the sisters' journey, and each one feels a little bit uncanny. I love the use of text on the screen

The relationship between twins Racine and Anaia is the heart of the movie, and it's great. Anaia is more heavily burned, and Racine is her fierce and sometimes unwanted defender, a hot-tempered woman yearning for meaning who finds it when they're summoned by their dying mother, whom they had thought was already long-dead. "We're on a mission from God," Racine says at one point, calling out another great road trip classic. When Anaia protests, Racine says, "Our mama is like God, right? She made us."

The movie also has stuff about misogyny and domestic violence specifically among Black families, which I'm not qualified to comment on, but it too is wrapped up in heightened storytelling that I really enjoyed. Sterling K. Robinson is extremely menacing as their abusive father.

I will say that I was disappointed by the ending, both from a thematic and character perspective. But the ride up until then was great. One of my favorite movies of 2026.

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Carolina Caroline (2026). Caroline, a girl in smalltown Texas, falls in with a traveling con man, and they go on a road trip to find her estranged mother and do some crime along the way.

I watched this for my girl Samara Weaving, who stars as Caroline. However, in terms of movies about Kyle Gallner driving around committing crimes, I kept wishing I were watching The Passenger instead, which had a way more interesting relationship between its leads. I kept waiting for more meat to Caroline and her relationship with Oliver, and we just never get it. She's starry-eyed and a little naive, and she has abandonment issues. Somehow this leads to bank robbing. IDK man.

I wanted the movie to have more ambition. There are no surprises at any point, except maybe the decision to move from small-time cons at the beginning to suddenly robbing banks at gunpoint, a big tonal shift that goes unremarked by the movie. These aren't even bank heists, just regular armed robbery.

If you're hankering for a Bonnie and Clyde style thing, you could do worse, but maybe wait for streaming.

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Buffet Infinity (2025). Sometime circa the 90s, a sinkhole opens in the parking lot of an upstart new buffet, and in perhaps unrelated events, people start disappearing.

The most important thing about this cosmic horror movie is not the plot as such, but the fact that it is told (almost) entirely through TV commercials. This is a heck of a gimmick for a 90-minute feature film, and I will be honest, the movie did not quite pull it off. Towards the end it starts cheating, both with filmed segments that it's hard to imagine would ever actually go on TV (why not just film another take?) and a handful of scenes that didn't appear to be in-universe footage of any kind.

However, cheating aside, the movie managed to keep my attention through the entire runtime through however many, many 30-second to 2-minute clips. There are a few recurring characters, local businessfolk whose ads become progressively more unhinged and suggest more and more about the events, and I definitely had my favorites. (I ADORE Ahmed's terrible pawn shop raps.) The ads from the buffet also get more and more uncanny and over the top, but I think a big strength of the movie is playing on how so many real life ads already feel uncanny and fake; it just doesn't take much to tip that over into outright horror.

I can't say the ultimate reveals involving the L Ron Hubbard expy really worked for me. If anything, I think the movie should have had less plot and explained less. (See: Backrooms.) However, I kind of want to rewatch it from the beginning now that I know where all the plot threads are going, so I can better appreciate what it's doing.

Honestly, with a premise this unique, I don't think it matters if the movie is entirely successful. If "cosmic horror movie told through fictional ads" sounds like your jam, this is still absolutely worth your time.
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Fandom 50 #17

It's not an exaggeration to say that my entire fifty-song list hinged on my choice for 1993. This was the year that had the greatest number of favourite songs by favourite bands vying for a single space, and whatever I slotted in had a domino effect spanning almost forty years as I prioritized finding other spots for the bands that didn't win out.

Was 1993 just a stellar year for Canadian music? Possibly. I think in general there was a maturing alternative sound in the air, not just in the mainstream breakthrough of grunge but people doing interesting things with folk, country, adult contemporary, and what used to be called college rock. There was a lot of accessibly different stuff out there getting radio play.

But I think it's mostly just that I was nine years old in 1993, had my first job (delivering the Pennysaver), and had the money to buy cassettes for myself for the first time. I had a hand-me-down Walkman too, and even though I'd got it because the tape player part had stopped working, it still functioned as a portable FM radio. My sister was old enough to have a proper after-school job, and she brought even more new music into the house that I was eager to borrow. Totally with permission, every time.

In short, 1993 was the year I started discovering my own music, and nothing hits like that.

Settling on Crash Test Dummies was partly a practical choice based on the logic puzzle I inadvertently created for myself and partly because God Shuffled His Feet just still thoroughly delights me as an album. And this song in particular seemed a fitting one to share thirty-some years later in my life.

Afternoons & Coffeespoons by Crash Test Dummies

A Pretty Good Week

Jun. 9th, 2026 01:28 pm
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Despite having a cold and sore throat, it's been a good week. I watched The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act at the cinema, and I am glad I did. I know people are divided about the ending, but I loved it.

Sadly, I missed the RC car meet at Appin, but I was too sick to go. I don't think I could have managed all the bush walking. Steve and Nathan went, and they had so much fun. Hopefully, I will be able to go to the next one. Despite the cold weather, it's been really nice out. Steve and I went to our local beach and had coffee at our favourite place near the water. We love taking the dogs to the beach. George loves the water, but Tipper, not so much. Hopefully, he will get used to it.

The one good thing about being sick is having time to read. I finished Dove and Mad Mabel, two novels set in Australia. They both have fascinating women at the centre of the stories. I am trying to find more women-centric stories for a change.

Well, that's about it. Hope everyone has a great week.

Where on Earth Did May Go?

Jun. 7th, 2026 04:48 pm
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It feels like one moment, I was up to my eyes in election programme planning and the next it was the end of the month.

I think (I hope, I hope) that we’re finally making some progress on sorting the rotas at work because there’s frankly perilous levels of burnout so fingers crossed that I’ll start seeing some real improvements to the old work/life balance. I’m also back in the archives again for the second half of my 80/20 placement. I’ve got some boxes ordered so I can start getting the stuff that’s been digitised organised to go to cold store.

Speaking of work/life balance I’m taking myself off on holiday in August. You know how you can do these ‘week in Tuscany painting/learning to make pasta’ kind of holidays? I’m essentially doing one of those for sound recordists, I’m off to deepest Argyll to learn to use a bunch of weird and wonderful specialist microphones and get in some studio time. I’m hoping to reset my creative brain or at least make some art. (Worst case scenario I come home with a bunch of cool field recordings and having read a book and written some fic.) If it goes well, I want to start submitting sound art to projects/call outs again, I’ve missed doing that - I’ve missed that being part of who I am.

Despite work’s attempts to eat me alive, I’ve been having a decent year for consuming new-to-me media. Despite having watched no new films this month, I’m well ahead of where I was last year in terms of film watching, though in fairness, last year I re-watched a whole bunch of films at home but that didn’t start until June or so when I realised I wasn’t watching new films and went on a re-watching films and writing fic for them kick throughout July and August. I’m cautiously going to suggest that I’m more able to read fiction this year than last, but only cautiously because while I inhaled the latest Rivers of London book the other week, I’m conscious that this series is the only fiction I’ve been letting myself buy sight unseen over the last few years as I know I’m going to read them within at most a week or two of buying them. So there may be an element of exception proving the rule there. (The advantage of having gone to cover the same week long event for work this year and last, is that having inhaled a whole book during that week on both occasions I have a clear marker of where I was book wise both years. And the answer is, in exactly the same spot.) What I’ve definitely done is watch more drama series than the last few years. Limited series only but watching a six episode series over the course of a month is such an improvement over the last couple of years. So many watched the first episode, enjoyed it, never went back and watched the rest of it, situations. Okay so it’s only been Chernobyl and Heated Rivalry so far but I have missed being excited about shows.

I’m not sure if it’s correlation or causation, but it sure seems to have helped that I’ve had some good tv knitting on the go. I’ve just finished my election project scarf and having a non challenging craft project literally on hand definitely helped me actually focus and stay put for long enough to get engrossed.

this is a movie post I guess

Jun. 6th, 2026 10:52 pm
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- Gutted by the death of Anthony Stewart Head.

- I've been watching so many movies lately. Many other life tasks and ambitions have been iffy, but an A+ in movie watching. Yesterday I saw Backrooms again. Still good a second time! Cosmic horror and impossible spaces are exactly my jam, but also it turns out the A24 vibe really works for it. I've spent a lot of time scrolling social media about it. Tomorrow I might go see Obsession again.

- The thing about the backrooms is their basic concept and visuals are very easy to replicate, so no doubt we're all going to be totally sick of them within two months, but in the meantime, this backrooms riff on the official McDonald's channel is a lot of fun. I can't say it makes me want to go eat a burger, but as an elder millennial some of the imagery definitely got me.

- As someone who likes both numbers and horror movies, it's been a hell of a time to be watching the box office. Obsession INCREASED its receipts for the second AND the third weekend, which is absolutely absurd outside of the Christmas holidays (when releases and days off shift a lot of patterns around). "Little horror wins big" obviously calls The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity to mind, but in terms of percentage increases the most recent comp is probably freaking E.T.. Incredible.

Meanwhile Backrooms obliterated all A24's previous records in the first weekend and is now, in week 2, their biggest movie ever.

- Speaking of Youtubers making good: The Future Of Horror Filmmaking Is YouTube ... If You're A Dude. Yeah. :/

- The Dog Stars doesn't look good, but Jacob Elordi looks good in it, so I'll probably still see it. ;__; And Margaret Qualley, too!

- The Dead Meat Horror Awards have released their list of movies, although not the categories yet. I did such a good job watching horror movies last year that there are only 2-3 here that I haven't seen and might want to. (Dangerous Animals, The Toxic Avenger, maybe Black Phone 2. Maybe Ick??)
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There's a solo TTRPG: Cage of Sand, "A time loop horror TTRPG for one or more players." I got it in the Racial Justice Bundle back in 2020 and promptly ignored it for several years (like most of the 12,000+ games I've picked up in game bundles).

Recently, I picked up a tarot deck specifically for solo TTRPGs: the Calandra Tarot (it's pretty but not one I'd want to use for divination), and went looking through my archives for a tarot-based solo game that wasn't a hack of Anamnesis. Not that there's anything wrong with Anamnesis - I like it very much; I've tried it; I've made my own hack of it. But I wanted to try something else, and after some sorting of the Big Spreadsheet o Game Bundles, I found this one.

So I decided to try it )

AI is not coming for my job

Jun. 5th, 2026 09:05 am
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A friend asked me if I worked in an office (yes) and warned me that AI is probably coming from my job.

I told him no, I am very not worried:
1) I have a union, and
2) My company works with a lot of confidential personal info that needs careful handling, and
3) AI cannot do my job.

AI cannot even attempt to do my job.

I do document formatting & processing, and while I'm sure there are AI advocates who think they can have AI do that, it's because they've never done those.

Read more... )
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After Heinlein's death, some of his books were reissued in new "uncut" editions. AFAIK, there are four: Red Planet, Puppet Masters, Stranger in a Strange Land, and Podkayne of Mars. In each case, changes were insisted on by editors, and after Heinlein's death, Virginia Heinlein renegotiated contracts and specified that the original unaltered manuscripts be used instead of the originally published versions.

1 Red Planet, 1949 Read more... )

2 Puppet Masters (1951) Read more... )

3 Stranger in a strange land (1961) Read more... )

4 Podkayne of Mars (1963)
As originally written, Podkayne dies at the end. Heinlein's editor demanded that the final chapter (narrated by Podkayne's brother) be altered to have her survive instead. Modern versions of the novel restore the original ending, or provide both endings. The final chapter is just a few pages long.

I strongly dislike this novel regardless of which version of the final chapter it has, so I can't speak to which might be better.

What I'm Doing Wednesday

Jun. 3rd, 2026 07:23 pm
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books
1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus by Charles C. Mann. 2011 edition. I learned so much from this despite having a degree in Latin American studies, largely because the research has evolved a lot in the many years since I graduated.

Stealing America: The Hidden Story of Indigenous Slavery in U.S. History by Linford D. Fisher. 2026. ESSENTIAL READING! A legit tour de force. A++ (I am pretty well-educated, but I didn't learn ANY of this in high school or university, and that's a literal crying shame.) Please read, US-ians!

currently reading: The Fix: Saving America from the Corruption of a Mob-Style Government by Barbara McQuade. 2026.

yarning
Didn't go to yarn group this week. Am still working on the 2 bunnies. Got a commission for seven US flag catnip silvervine balls.

healthcrap
woke with migraine today. Vertigo is back with a vengeance. Left hand still hurts so much. Have used 1mg melatonin for 4 nights now.

#resist
June 14: Rise Up, Sing Out: No Kings 5

I hope you're all doing well! <333

CRUD Challenge: The Cowboys (1972)

May. 31st, 2026 03:48 pm
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The Cowboys (1972) dir. Mark Rydell

1877. the Montana Territory. Wil Andersen (John Wayne), an aging, flinty rancher, needs to start his cattle on a drive to Bell Fourche, South Dakota, the nearest railhead. Problem is, a gold strike has been made the other side of Bozeman, and the ranch hands have deserted to take their chances on getting rich. Wil's tough and hardworking, so he can handle the spread solo with his wife Annie (Sarah Cunningham), but he certainly can't handle a 1500 head herd for four hundred miles. Much to his disgust, the suggestion of his friend Anse Peterson (Slim Pickens) to hire on the local teenage boys from the schoolhouse turns out to be his only viable option.

It's true the boys are green and immature, but they have some useful skills, and depths they haven't plumbed yet. They quickly pick up some of the missing skills, especially Slim Honeycutt (Robert Carradine). One boy, Cimmaron (A. Martinez), is mixed-race and very sensitive about being born out of wedlock. He's initially dismissed for his violent temper, but rejoins the crew later.

Shortly before the drive is about to start, several grown men appear, looking for a job. Unfortunately, Longhair (Bruce Dern) lies about their references to conceal that they're fresh out of jail. Wil doesn't mind ex-convicts, so he says, but can't abide a liar, so tells them to shove off. Longhair does not take the rejection well.

At last, the camp cook arrives. But it's not the man he had hired, but Jebediah Nightlinger (Roscoe Lee Browne), a black man. He quickly proves himself to be an excellent cook and a good second to Wil, though they stay formal to each other.

The cattle drive begins, and the journey for boys to become men. But not everyone who starts East will arrive there.

This is another classic John Wayne Western, with some great dialogue, wonderful scenery and some surprisingly good acting and riding by the children (several of whom were already rodeo trained, and one or two who went on to rodeo stardom.)

There were some initial worries about the casting of Mr. Wayne, as by this time his strong right-wing views were increasingly out of step with mainstream Hollywood and the director had wanted a more politically compatible actor. But the actor was a professional and it was generally agreed not to talk politics while filming the movie.

One of the movie's themes is the role of male mentors in the formation of boys into men, and dealing with differences in style and discipline. We learn that Wil Andersen's own sons died young long ago, and it's implied that their relationship was not the best. He and Jedidiah Nightlinger butt heads a couple of times about how to handle the children.

Note that this movie has some rather shocking violence that did not go down well with some critics; the boys eventually must defend themselves and avenge their losses by killing. In story, this makes sense but may not be suitable for sensitive viewers.

Content note: Quite a bit of violence, especially in the second half, many deaths, including the death of a child. Wil is more than willing to use physical violence to discipline the boys, though he chooses to be sparing with it. Sexual matters are discussed, and a group of prostitutes appear (nothing physical happens.) Racism, including the N-word. Cimmaron is treated badly due to the circumstances of his birth (and maybe some racism.) A calf is branded. Underage drinking. Some foul language, including a reasonably funny bit from one of the boys. Period sexism: Wil jokingly talks about hiring women, but never considers it seriously, and the schoolgirls are removed from the room when he describes the job to the boys. Teenage boys are likely to be just fine with this movie, but some parental guidance is suggested.

This is a longer movie, over two hours, including musical interlude, so is best for a dedicated movie night. Strongly recommended to Western and John Wayne fans, as well as teenage boys.

Movies: Backrooms, Saccharine

May. 31st, 2026 01:10 pm
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PLEASE NOTE: several of my keyboard keys are going out intermittently, so I’m going to suck at responding to comments for a while. 😩😩😩

Backrooms (2026). A furniture store owner (Chiwetel Ejiofor) discovers an entrance in the store basement to a seemingly endless series of uncanny office rooms.

The second huge horror sleeper hit of the summer! Although maybe not a sleeper to those paying attention, because this movie is adapted from a wildly popular series of CGI Youtube shorts by teenager Kane Parsons, who also directed this movie at the age of 20. The last I saw was that its opening weekend receipts might beat The Mandalorian and Grogu’s from last weekend, which is just incredible. (LOL Disney.) The word is that this is getting huge number of middle and high schoolers into the theater. I know my local theater has been nearly sold out, and I saw it in a nearly full theater. It’s wild, honestly; I’m not used to going to movies that other people want to see, too!

Anyway, this movie is maybe the purest expression of Vibes™ that I’ve encountered in a horror movie in a long time. The horror here is: what if empty rooms? What if the 90s? (This is also a period movie, by which I mean it’s set in 1990.) But most importantly: what if empty rooms that are apparently infinite and don’t make any sense? The comparison used in the film is “What if you described a dog to someone who’d never seen a dog, and then you asked them to draw it?” Stairways go nowhere and carpeted ramps lead to tiny, Alice in Wonderland scale doors with three doorknobs. Furniture is stuck in walls and floors. And everything is very bright and very yellow.

What this movie does not do is clutter up all those vibes with, say… a plot. That sounds like sarcasm, but I’ve seen too many horror movies that feel the need to pull some bullshit plot out at the last minute to justify their existence, and Backrooms is confident enough to eschew all of that. It does have a narrative structure as we follow first furniture vendor Clark and later his therapist around the treacherous backrooms, learning things about them (or at least making conjectures which are never confirmed or denied by the film itself). Some people die, because of course you can’t have a labyrinth without a monster or two. There aren’t even many jump scares, though the whole atmosphere of wrongness is so intense that I spent the whole movie clutching my blanket very tightly.

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Saccharine (2026). A med student (Hana, played by Midori Francis) starts taking a weight loss pill made from human ashes and becomes haunted by the ghost of the person she's consuming.

Francis is absolutely the star of the show here and does a great job portraying Hana's insecurities. I also really enjoyed Danielle Macdonald as her friend and fellow med student Josie. The movie also has a clear cinematic vision for how it tells its story.

As for the themes, I don’t feel fully qualified to make a judgement one way or the other, but here are some thoughts.

spoilers and a BUNCH of stuff about weight loss and fatphobia )

Sherlockian news

May. 31st, 2026 09:04 pm
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Via [community profile] tv_talk, two interesting new Sherlock Holmes-related shows in the making:
  • Moriarty: "When a rival criminal begins an assault on his underground empire, Moriarty will have only one choice: to join the police as a consultant, using the law as a weapon to dismantle his foe while keeping his true identity hidden from the police." (source)

  • The Death of Sherlock Holmes: "a six-part series starring Rafe Spall as an amnesiac Holmes forced to deduce his own identity high in the Swiss Alps" (source)

No matter how many there are, I can never get enough of Sherlock Holmes adaptations! I've read and watched a lot of them, and there are so many more I still want to try, but every time I see something new announced I'm still all, YAY! *g*

(No, seriously, I love the sheer variety of different things inspired by ACD's Holmes, no matter how close or how tenuously connected. Inspiration! Fannishness! It's all brilliant. :D)

Post and Jam: What a Good Boy [1992]

May. 30th, 2026 09:54 pm
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Fandom 50 #16

For 1992, a song whose music video I wish had gotten more play when I was a kid—because while this isn't officially the t4t song I've fanmixed it as for years, it's really not that far off.

What a Good Boy by Barenaked Ladies

Movies: Obsession, Corporate Retreat

May. 29th, 2026 09:39 pm
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I have watched what feels like an absurd number of movies recently and am trying to work through the backlog. Can I just say I've seen a whole string of movies recently that were just... good? (With one exception.) None I loved with my whole heart, but all of them ambitious with style and a clear vision. Feels like we're in some kind of golden age rn. Obsession, Saccharine, Backrooms, I Love Boosters, Is God Is all came out within the past three weeks.

Don’t let anybody tell you they’re not making original movies anymore.

Obsession (2026). An awkward young man wishes his crush would love him more than anyone in the world, gets his wish, and wishes he hadn’t.

AKA the (first?) huge horror sleeper hit of the summer! Even if you’re not that into horror, you might’ve heard that Obsession’s box office in its second weekend was 30% higher than its first weekend, which basically does not happen outside the Christmas holidays when release dates are weird. It cost less than $1M to make, and it’s going to clear easily $100M in ticket sales; as I’m typing this, just two weeks in, it’s at over $95M, and its domestic daily receipts are ahead of the Mandalorian and Grogu movie that’s only been out for a week (although tbf I think that’s probably as much a commentary on that movie as on Obsession).

Anyway! Having gotten that out of the way: the movie. I was actually not that excited to see it, despite the hype, because the premise seemed so familiar. Yeah, yeah, monkey’s paw, love wish/potion/whatever, we know this story. Buffy the Vampire Story had an episode on this in, what, 1998? But the key is in the execution. This is one of those movies where everything feels so thought out and deliberate, and all the writing is so tight. In so many ways, both in execution and themes, it feels like a different iteration of last year’s Companion, which I loved.

I’ve heard a lot about how scary Obsession is, and I guess my scareometer is broken, because I didn’t think it was. However, it’s very tense, especially starting about a half hour in, and things get progressively more fucked up as we go. It’s also not all that gory overall, but the one scene where it is, oh shit it goes hard.

The movie hinges almost entirely on Michael Johnstone as dweeby Bear and Inde Navarette as cool girl Nikki, and they are both fantastic. Navarette in particular plays arguably three different characters, and between the two actors they do such a good job of making every scene SO uncomfortable.

spoilers )

And it’s funny! Director and writer Curry Barker does sketch comedy on Youtube, and he layers in just the right amount of funny-awkward and funny-horrible moments. I laughe a lot in the theater, even though this is by no means a comedy.

I walked out of the theater not sure whether I’d enjoyed the experience, but the more I’ve thought about it and discussed it with other people, the more it’s grown on me. I might even go see it again while it’s in theaters.

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Corporate Retreat (2026). The young execs of a tech company go on a corporate retreat, which turns out to be an exercise in vengeful sadism by the founder they pushed out of the company.

So this is the exception to that string of wins I mentioned above. It’s worst movie I've seen so far this year, old or new, and it's not close. Alan Ruck plays the founder, and he is entertaining as the sadistic yet pompous self-styled guru of enlightenment. Unfortunately, he feels like he's been airlifted in from some other movie that has a sense of humor, because nothing else in this movie is funny or even apparently trying to be. I think the execs are supposedly to be hateable, but they're such nonentities that I can't even tell them apart, much less muster a feeling about them. I was dismayed when the shady HR gal died fairly early on, because she was the only one who seemed to have attained two whole dimensions, and I genuinely couldn't imagine who the rest of the movie was going to be about. It took probably another half an hour for me to identify the final girl, which is wild in a movie like this. (In fairness, I did miss the first five minutes, so maybe that would have made it clear up front.)

Also, like. Why is everyone currently in this tech company under the age of 35, if the founder was in his 60s? How does that even happen?

Meanwhile the horror parts, where Ruck's character goads the characters to ever greater feats of self-mutilation on threat of death, is just kind of tedious? At one point we spend ten solid minutes watching a series of characters dig one of their eyeballs out with a spoon. One of them failed to do so, but that still leaves four separate eyeballs being removed in the same way! Ten minutes! And the effects were just lol. At one point, a bunch of characters were giving each other injections of a poison antidote, and the injections looked so fake I laughed out loud in the theater.

The one bright spot was the founder’s two henchwomen, who stalk around in nice skirt suits with automatic rifles. I’d forgotten Ruck was going to be in the movie, so I was bummed when he showed up, because honestly I’d rather the movie have been some scheme of theirs.

What I'm Doing Wednesday

May. 27th, 2026 08:05 pm
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books: Allchin et al, Wells, Weissmann, Vo x 3, El Sayed )

media
so I watched Good Omens 3 via a source that will give no money to that fucking serial rapist Neil Gaiman. And it was okay in places and really weird in others. The ending was sweet? It's just a very bittersweet feeling, though, given all the givens. We should have had another 6 eps, we should have ethical creators. Also, I want vastly more Tennant and Sheen, but this time without a sex offender involved.

Texas Primary Runoff
I was stuck at home all afternoon yesterday waiting for a medication delivery, and THEN it rained torrentially, so I didn't vote in the Dem runoff for AG, Lt Gov, and 4 more downballot races. I didn't have super strong opinions on the candidates, so I'm only somewhat annoyed that I messed up and arranged the delivery for today. I'm looking forward to voting in November, though.

yarning
Yay and Hooray!!! I went to yarn group for the first time since January!! It was SO GOOD to be among real life lovely chatty sweet humans again. It was the first time I've left my house NOT to go to the grocery store or a doctor's appt in over four months, and it was wonderful. Also, while there, I installed a zipper into a bunny in less than half the time it usually takes me. (No idea how!) But I have a commission for 2 bunnies this week, so that's what I'm working on. Also, with The Vampire Lestat/IWTV season 3 coming on June 7, I need to start planning for S3 dolls! Ack! (Assuming my hands cooperate. Hrm.)

healthcrap
I had a realization. For reasons that made sense at the time, I stopped taking L. Rhamnosus GG (20 billion CFU) a couple of months ago and grew progressively more miserably in pain. Last weekend, though, I researched it and learned that it's a powerful anti-inflammatory, in addition to the gut stuff it helps with. So I've started taking it again. Hopefully it won't take long to work. It's also time to take a break from Rhodiola and resume Adderall, so hello insomnia week. Left hand is still somewhat borked, but movement appears to help.

#resist
June 27: No Kings 5, #50501.

I hope you're all doing well! <333

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